Thursday, December 18, 2014

The Very First Post on This Blog

Hello World.. 

The First Paragraph

This is the window that the "alt text" is in.
This image has nothing to do with the story.
It is just a picture of a log with some rope wrapped around it.
It's yet ANOTHER pit stop on the information superhighway! This blog post is just a test, so, don't pay it no mind. I just have to type in a bunch of stuff here so I can get on with picking out a template and formatting and all that good stuff. As a matter of fact, after I am done typing this paragraph, I will just most likely just copy and paste it a few more times to get enough text in here to make it easier to see my changes. Also, I'll take the opportunity to work on my SEO and get an occasional hit or two. So, keep in mind, that the following headings are completely made up, and in no way reflect anything in real life (to the best of my knowledge.) So, there! Oh, and the pictures you'll see, may or may not have anything to do with the headline. Nor does this link to my Facebook page.

Kim Kardashian Reveals She Had Affair with Brad Pitt's Dad!


See, no basis at all for that. Completely made up. But, some search engine somewhere is gonna pick that up and maybe it was you that clicked to get here because of that headline... and now, for some cut and pasted text.

Does a big, inflated, hot air balloon have anything
to do with Kim Kardashian? I'll let you decide.

It's yet ANOTHER pit stop on the information superhighway! This blog post is just a test, so, don't pay it no mind. I just have to type in a bunch of stuff here so I can get on with picking out a template and formatting and all that good stuff. As a matter of fact, after I am done typing this paragraph, I will just most likely just copy and paste it a few more times to get enough text in here to make it easier to see my changes. Also, I'll take the opportunity to work on my SEO and get an occasional hit or two. So, keep in mind, that the following headings are completely made up, and in no way reflect anything in real life (to the best of my knowledge.) So, there!

American Olympic Swim Team to Trade Places with Olympic Curling Team


See, another made up headline. But, someone somewhere is going to see it, and click to get here. how weird is that. So, again with the pasting. It's yet ANOTHER pit stop on the information superhighway! This blog post is just a test, so, don't pay it no mind. I just have to type in a bunch of stuff here so I can get on with picking out a template and formatting and all that good stuff. As a matter of fact, after I am done typing this paragraph, I will just most likely just copy and paste it a few more times to get enough text in here to make it easier to see my changes. Also, I'll take the opportunity to work on my SEO and get an occasional hit or two. So, keep in mind, that the following headings are completely made up, and in no way reflect anything in real life (to the best of my knowledge.) So, there!

Scientists Discover Why Men Like Boobs and Butts and Legs and Stuff


This is my friend, Michael Rosen. He was awesome.
It's a given fact that if you write racy headlines, and use works in your story like "nude" and "sex" and other such words, traffic will go up. And isn't that what it is all about? Annnnd, we paste again. It's yet ANOTHER pit stop on the information superhighway! This blog post is just a test, so, don't pay it no mind. I just have to type in a bunch of stuff here so I can get on with picking out a template and formatting and all that good stuff. As a matter of fact, after I am done typing this paragraph, I will just most likely just copy and paste it a few more times to get enough text in here to make it easier to see my changes. Also, I'll take the opportunity to work on my SEO and get an occasional hit or two. So, keep in mind, that the following headings are completely made up, and in no way reflect anything in real life (to the best of my knowledge.) So, there!

And that, if you've read this far, is that.

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